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My motto: 'to each his own.' As long as what you're doing doesn't hurt anyone else's life. If you don't like something you see on this blog, you can get the hell out because I don't care. I am a wedding DJ, a babysitter, I'm a natural redhead (upstairs and down), I volunteer for the special olympics, I'm a proud KKK member, a transsexual, and I am a mormon. (Just kidding about the mormon part, those guys are a fucking cult who are desperate enough to put a commercial for their sad religion.)

Monday, November 8, 2010

is it weird for a klansman to have fantasies about the Kardashians?

I am a proud member of the KKK however I have sexual fantasies about the three girls. Is this normal for a redneck such as myself. I should see a therapist, shouldn't I? preferably a highly republican therapist to try and solve this problem. what do you think I should do about this. write your comments.

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Felonius Monk said...: Oh man, the weight of your brain must be so hard to bear.; November 15, 2010 at 10:35 PM

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