Sunday, November 21, 2010

New job

I just accomplished something new... I am now a full time babysitter! I've opened up a daycare center inside of my home. I do most of the babysitting myself but sometimes my friends chip in when I'm busy with other stuff to earn some extra cash. I live in a crummy house and neighborhood so I've made some adjustments for the kids to have some space of their own - I bought the abandoned trailer next door and I claimed it as a place for the kids to play. This former neighbor of mine was a hardcore meth addict and dealer, I had to inspect it and clean the place up really well to make it suitable for children. I'll plan on putting up pictures of this soon.

In the ads I post in the newspaper etc I specifically indicate that I want to babysit girls. I LOVE babysitting girls, I usually pamper the girls while I make the boys do chores around my house. I love to babysit little girls and its a deep pleasure of mine to be a part of their development.

Sometimes I even pick them up from their schools and bring them home on my own time, and I expect no money in return for that! I've also taken them for little adventures in which I don't expect any pay from parents. Children are definitely one of my favorite hobbies.

Even though I'm in my late 50's already, I still expect to learn another trade at some point. I'd like to become a mortician, and I want to specialize in children younger than 13 years of age. I think its a tragedy when a child dies since they have their whole lives ahead of them, more so than anybody else. Somebody has to fix them up for their funeral, and as a child hobbyist I want to take a brave stance on this and help out with this. I am so into children that I think it would be cowardly of me NOT to seek out an opportunity like this (I'm only speaking for myself, these are just my values).

When I get my degree in mortuary science, I plan on buying up some more land in my neighborhood and I'll own a funeral home as well as a cemetery. Then I'll have two businesses as well as two trades at once - Funeral home and Daycare center, Mortician and Babysitter! God bless America, everyone has the right to freedom and happiness.

Monday, November 8, 2010

is it weird for a klansman to have fantasies about the Kardashians?

I am a proud member of the KKK however I have sexual fantasies about the three girls. Is this normal for a redneck such as myself. I should see a therapist, shouldn't I? preferably a highly republican therapist to try and solve this problem. what do you think I should do about this. write your comments.

Are your passions the result of your ego?

this is very common among people. some people move to places like New York just so they can feel all classy. someone might become a cop just to be in control. and some people might even buy apartment buildings to be a landlord, thinking they'll receive some worship.

my suggestion is just be yourself, don't worry about what others think.

my ego drove me into trying to open up an abortion clinic about 10 years ago. I thought abortion was cool and I still think so today. but does that mean its worth it for me to open up a clinic? I had more important things to look at in life, and besides I'm no doctor, I didn't do my homework before I went to the bank to try and fund this. they didn't approve me and they told me to get laid after I told them about my dreams.

I watch videos of real abortions and it gives me lots of pleasure. in fact I may never need to use viagra but...

well you get the point. be yourself, don't try and impress others all the time, and always remember not winning doesn't make you a loser.