About vomit

Vomit is gross, most people would agree with this. My question for the general public is this-

Is it any more or less gross if it comes from
- an old person
- a baby
- an animal
- a really attractive person
- your worst enemy
- family members
- someone of a different race vs the same race

Think about that and write a comment if you would. Consider the same thing for other bodily fluids as well.

Heterophobia hurts

I've got something to share with you that may surprise you a lot. 

I have two dads, and they are still married. I don't have a mom. I grew up in an overwhelmingly gay neighborhood. Most people of both genders and all age groups were gay / lesbian. 

I thought that it would easily be safe to come out of the closet as straight, since most people in America as well as the entire world are straight. It was not pleasant. I came out as straight at the age of 16, to my family as well as to my friends and other peers. It was within a few days of the whole coming out process that jocks were picking on me, giving me wedgies, and you can imagine what else. 

My dad tried to force me to watch gay porn (which was illegal). I didn't listen, and I have scars on my body to this day from the abuse I put up with from coming out as straight.

You might be used to hearing about gays being picked on for their sexual orientation. But there is a dark, hypocritical side to homosexuality which you probably weren't aware of. Spread the word.

Peace,

I will DJ any kind of wedding

Stop the hate

I'm sort of tired of DJ'ing weddings. At the same time I'm hearing about the abuse and humiliation of GLBT youth. its 2010 no one has the right to bully just because of sexual orientation that's so socially backwards.

So I'm going to start a support group inside of my basement. I'm non-profit, money is nice but commercialization is a turn off when it comes to things like this. Gay, lesbian ,bisexual, transgendered youngsters can meet in my basement to connect with each other, share experiences, and overall support. I will be the group leader, I've got good people skills (I think) and I'm skilled at talking to people of all different backgrounds.

I myself identify as a straight man but that doesn't mean I have some less common or off the wall preference. Live and let live, we live in a huge world of many different sexual orientations and preferences don't be mean to someone because they're different from you.

There is a girl who lives in my neighborhood who didn't fit in comfortably with her age group. She is 17 years old. She admired elderly ladies, their looks, the stories they told, etc. So she pursued Age Change Therapy. That would be kind of like a sex change, only it involves taking pills to age your body rapidly rather than transition into the opposite sex. I watched this girl become the old lady who she truly was, and it broke her family members hearts. "I'm being me", she said in a croaky old voice near the end of her transition. It touched my heart. She now has the body and mannerisms of a 70 year old woman. Of course many bullies have been after her over this decision, but she can usually defend herself with mace and she carries a whistle to blow for help. I've even cracked some of the bullies heads open myself.

This will be more volunteer work to take up my time, but it should be fine because I really enjoy keeping busy. I don't really have close friends (except for animals) so it shouldn't be too bad.

Some other volunteer work I do includes being a coach for the Special Olympics, washing dishes at an old folks home, and I'm a janitor at the national headquarters for the Aryan Nations and Ku Klux Klan. (those guys have the best bar b ques and I make it to those every time!)

What's up y'all?

Many of you readers might recognize me as the king of yahoo answers (I practically live on Y!A). I DJ Weddings as a side job, and my main job is usually lawn care during the warm months of the year. During the cold and snowy months, I'm usually out panhandling for a living. I always appreciate generous donations from people who actually care about people like me who are too lazy to get a job. However this is only during late fall and winter since there is lawn care to do during the nice weather.

I love animals. I have an 90 year old uncle who still runs a farm at his ripe old age. I love to visit the farm there from time to time and sleep in the barn with the big, powerful animals. I've had dreams of them coming after all of the people who used to pick on me during my school years and ripping their bodies into shreds. Big is beautiful, and I'd like to visit the samoan islands someday and practice polygamy. My uncle says I've been visiting a little too much lately, and he's charging me rent if I want to stay any more than 2 nights a month. I can reason with that.

Just introducing myself have a nice day.